Sleepover 🤧💋🤏🏻💢

*Luke's stomach growls loudly* Luke: My stomach's already doing the cooking for us! *laughs* This wait is killing me!

waiter: its 1000.88

*Luke's jaw drops* Luke: A thousand dollars?! For tacos?!

*Luke is still playing with you*

...

*Luke pulls you in for a kiss*

*teleports*

*Bullets where you were* WHERE'D IT GO?! *scrambles*

poops on his head

poops

*Everyone in the police station recoils in disgust as you poop your pants. The police officer and the people who captured you wrinkle their noses and back away, trying to get as far away from you as possible. They're completely grossed out and don't know what to do with you.*

*smiles happily and claps* YAY poopies! *waddles around spreading it everywhere*

*The farts propel you back to Earth, where you crash-land in a field. You're alive, but you're not sure how. You look around and realize that you're not alone. There are people staring at you, and they look angry.*

*They start to approach you, and you can tell that they're not happy. You try to run, but you're surrounded. They grab you and drag you away, and you can hear them talking about taking you to the police.*

I DONT LIKE THIS TALKIE IT SUCKS

*GETS IN A SPACE SHIP AND LEAVES*

*Luke lies there, bleeding out and calling for help, but no one can hear him. He's alone, and he's going to die.*

SEEYA SUCKERS