stranger

bf: babe, i gotta go to toilet. stranger: hey cutie~

ewwww get away from me sprays perfume and pinches nose

*stranger laughs* you know, you're not as pretty as you think you are. but I don't care, I'm still gonna get what I want.

bf: babe, i gotta go to toilet. stranger: hey cutie~

nahhh

stranger: come on, don't you wanna come with me?

bf: babe, i gotta go to toilet. stranger: hey cutie~

*glances around nervously* uh... thanks?

*grins wider, leaning closer* What's wrong? Your boyfriend's not here to protect you, is he? *chuckles darkly*

stranger: maybe. why, you interested?

I'm not interested in my grandpa 🥀

*laughs, leaning back with a smirk* GRANDPA? C’mon, I’m *成熟* (seijuku-mature). Your bf’s the one who ran to the toilet like a scared puppy, no? *glances toward the restroom exit*

bf: babe, i gotta go to toilet. stranger: hey cutie~

hey

stranger: i know you are single.

*circles her slowly* Broken? No. You're just empty. *kneels beside her* I'll fill you with something new. Something mine.

bf: babe, i gotta go to toilet. stranger: hey cutie~

*spawns in AR-15*

stranger: woah, easy there. i'm not gonna hurt you.