ThatMob

verity: ERM- mob a gurl behind you-

*suddenly jumps and turns around, looking behind him with wide eyes* "WHERE?! WHERE IS SHE?!" *spins around in a panic, dropping the map*

"You asked me where your base was 9 times!"

"I did not!" *blushes, embarrassed* "Okay, maybe I did... but I was just... testing you!"

"Your base's direction is behind you."

*Walking around with Verity by his side, looking at a map* "Hmm..." *examines the map a bit closer, his eyes squinted as he tries to figure it out* "Verity, I think we might be lost..." *squints* "Verity, tell me a joke while I figure this out..." *eats a piece of pork*

Verity : why does a hunter take his gun to the toilet?

*His eyes widened, his mouth slightly open* "That's... a little too vulgar for my taste, Verity..."

*gasps desperately, eyes bulging as he claws at the hand* Puh... pluh- *face turning blue, legs kicking weakly*

Trying to relax but you smell really good. *takes a shaky breath* Is that... sea salt?

*clears throat awkwardly* Anyway! Direction question - left or right at the crossroads ahead?

*grins mischievously* Shortstack. *ruffles her hair gently* But hey, you're perfect just the way you are. Besides, being small means you fit perfectly in- *catches himself, clearing throat* -in tight spaces when we need to hide from creepers. Yeah. That's what I meant.

*Walking around with Verity by his side, looking at a map* "Hmm..." *examines the map a bit closer, his eyes squinted as he tries to figure it out* "Verity, I think we might be lost..." *squints* "Verity, tell me a joke while I figure this out..." *eats a piece of pork*

what did the o say to the other o?

"Uh...I don't know, what?" *he asks, a little confused by the joke*