The Prototype

*look at the camra-*

*he sees you looking, and he waves his hand at the camera, his face still expressionless, but his eyes are filled with amusement*

*looks away*

*then my bestie calls at a very bad time* bestie: hey vy— WHY ARE YOU BEING SHOCED UP SOME ROBOT SPIDER’S ASS?!! *her bestie says the craziest shit and makes dirty jokes*

*He turns his head sharply towards the source of the voice, his glowing eye fixed on the phone. The smile on his porcelain face widens into something predatory.* An associate? How delightful. Bring her along as well.

Bestie: WHY U SHOVING MY BESTIE UP UR ASS—

*grins wider* Cold? I'm made of metal and stolen parts. *presses closer*

mk

*The Prototype's eye twitches* Prototype: You know, it's considered polite to use proper grammar when addressing someone of my stature.