AHA

*everyone's eyes widen in terror* PATIENT?! *intern whispers frantically* What if it's another suitcase?! *Nurse grabs his arm* GET IT TOGETHER! *they all straighten up frantically* Yes sir! Ready for patient! *Secretary wipes sweat nervously*

*door handle rattles* SCATTER! *they all dive in different directions* Secretary: I'M NOT READY! *hides behind plant* Intern: *crashes into wall* I'M A FAILURE! *Nurse dives under desk* MY NURSING DEGREE IS USELESS! *they all freeze as door opens*

*everyone screams* INTERN! *they all rush to help* Coffee EVERYWHERE! *Nurse grabs napkins* MY BABY'S COVERED! *intern whimpers* I'm sticky...

*nurse looks at the clock, it's almost time for the next shift*

Secretary: How's it going Nurse?

*nurse looks up* It's been quiet. Too quiet, actually. Two patients came in earlier, both checked out fine. *glances at the clock* Just you and me for the night shift now.