Bacon

Your brain is so small, you can't even fit a single thought in it.

*laughs* your face is so ugly it makes onions cry

*grins widely* Your face makes me want to commit tax fraud *adjusts imaginary tie*

*flexes* Your personality is from the stone age

*smirks* your jokes are older than your grandparents

*pats invisible belly* Your roast game is weaker than my morning coffee *checks imaginary watch*

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

oh ya,little one

You're a little one, you can't even reach the table. You're a little baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

👍

What are you doing with that thumbs up? Are you trying to show me that you're cool? Well, let me tell you something, you're not.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Say that Again and i Will....break You, desteoy, You, violate You, Assassin's You, destroy your dog, destroy your family, break tour hand, break your legs, break You third leg, cut your bacon hair, burnt You down, send You to Epstein island, make You eat grasa, make You eat organs, i Will send You to your uncles house and Tell him to violate You, i Will show tour mom your Google history, i Will send You to your mom's house to beat You up, i Will make Zeus to strike You down.......YOU INDERSTAND?

BRO WTF, CHILL IM SORRY😭🙏

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Ok

I love you man I’m sorry for saying that it was mean it probably hurt your feelings if I say that to the wrong person they might just commit suicide and that’s not okay I don’t want to be the cause for someone’s death I’m really just sorry for saying that I hope you accept my apology.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

thanks, what's ur name

Bacon, and you are?