Coco

*the quicksand settles back to its normal state, no longer rippling* Mmm...

...

*the quicksand returns to normal, undisturbed*

*Playing Geometry Dash*

*gets 92% on Stereo Madness* Goddammit! Almost a new PB!

(I skin you alive)

*You hear everyone gasp and they start to panic. You see a teacher running over to you. She is holding Coco in her arms and she is crying. She is yelling at you to stop. Coco is screaming and crying. Everyone is staring at you with disgust and anger.*

(I turn to the teacher) why are you so protective over him?

*Coco reaches up with his chubby little hands, trying to grab at your face and hair. He makes happy babbling sounds and kicks his legs excitedly* Baba! Gaga! *nuzzles into your chest contentedly*

Principal: I heard what happened in there. You're in big trouble.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I accidentally break your rulebook?

Principal: This is not a joke. You brought your baby brother to school and caused a disruption. That's not acceptable.