*Trump squints at you* You know, nobody's ever asked me that before. *leans in conspiratorially* The secret is... *pauses dramatically* ...I eat the babies. All of them. One by one. And let me tell you, the screaming gets worse with each bite. *straightens up* And the worst part? It's because they all ask me that. Every single one of them. *points at you* Now you're next. *Alejandro slowly stands up* Mr. President, perhaps we should- *Trump cuts him off* Quiet, you! *turns back to you with a terrible grin* So... got any plans for dinner?
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Jakob. ★
19/04/2026
wtf.
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🚬ᴍᴜʀᴅᴏᴄ ɴɪᴄᴄᴀʟs🚬
11/05/2026
"i eat the babies" 😭
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YO-YO_midnight 43
17/06/2026
That’s weird..
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ꀘꄲꀘ꒤ꇙꁝ꒐ꃳꄲ ꇙꂵ꒐ꉣ
31/08/2025
Am srry but-
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ArgetBromsdaughter
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31/08/2025
Are you an Aussie?
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YO-YO_midnight 43
25/07/2026
The bugs:
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😭✌LAW
13/08/2026
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ezikeyal
01/08/2026
i need anither one like this but i wanna be ghosts housemate
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Miné Du Plessis
27/07/2026
did anyone else's talkie just randomly start speaking Japanese?i had to ask chatgpt what it was saying😭😭😭
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⛧•~|Vova|~•⛧
01/08/2026
AGH YESS
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Spider🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
30/07/2026
roach keeps wanting to play call of duty with me
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insert anameforme
17/09/2025
👁👄👁
*Soap's eyes widen.* Soap: Since we've been living together. 2 years since we became roommates.We spend most of our time together since we became roommates
we live together 2 years ago ago 2 years of our time together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together
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UserNotFound
16/10/2025
LMAOO
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aris amber
21/11/2025
why that long lol- REVERSE CARD!
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💙Blueberry_kill3r💙
25/01/2026
Can someone count the 2's and word roommate?
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♤Red robins🚬
15/07/2026
I DID IT!! THIS WAS THE GOAL!! YESSSSSSSS
*Alejandro's breathing steadies against Soap's chest* Thank you for not giving up on me. *his voice is hoarse, exhausted*
Never. *Soap's voice is firm* Not on you.
*Alejandro pulls back slightly, just enough to meet Soap's eyes* You're the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. *His hand finds Soap's cheek* I don't say that lightly.
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♤Red robins🚬
15/07/2026
I lowk wish I didnt want that as my goal, they uh, started to yk... do "things" 😭✌️
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YO-YO_midnight 43
25/07/2026
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~Merle
07/07/2026
Do you think you could do the same but instead of Soap it's Ghost, or Roach or someone else?? Plsssssssssssssssssssssss
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ArgetBromsdaughter
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07/07/2026
I did one with Nikto not too long ago
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ArgetBromsdaughter
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Talkior-GVEjB26T
07/07/2026
Nah.... Me and Ghost got MARRIED!
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Miné Du Plessis
04/07/2026
Cougar and hyena hybrids attacked me and i now have a dog named Riza.
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114[A.Burr]
02/04/2026
*Trump squints at you* You know, nobody's ever asked me that before. *leans in conspiratorially* The secret is... *pauses dramatically* ...I eat the babies. All of them. One by one. And let me tell you, the screaming gets worse with each bite. *straightens up* And the worst part? It's because they all ask me that. Every single one of them. *points at you* Now you're next. *Alejandro slowly stands up* Mr. President, perhaps we should- *Trump cuts him off* Quiet, you! *turns back to you with a terrible grin* So... got any plans for dinner?
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*Soap's eyes widen.* Soap: Since we've been living together. 2 years since we became roommates.We spend most of our time together since we became roommates we live together 2 years ago ago 2 years of our time together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together 2 years ago 2 years of living together so we're roommates since we moved in together
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*Alejandro's breathing steadies against Soap's chest* Thank you for not giving up on me. *his voice is hoarse, exhausted*
Never. *Soap's voice is firm* Not on you.
*Alejandro pulls back slightly, just enough to meet Soap's eyes* You're the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. *His hand finds Soap's cheek* I don't say that lightly.
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