COD - pick me

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*Price turns slowly* You want to know what she did? *voice dangerous* She turned into a fairy and flew away with my donut!

*His gaze darkens, and he lowers his head. His lips trail a slow, hot path down the center of her chest, his tongue darting out to taste the skin just above the lace of her bra.*

actually I take it back, Captain delete all files that mention me being remotely related to Germany

*Price sighs* Done. *Lily pouts* But your accent... *Ghost walks past* She'll forget by tomorrow. *Soap mutters* Probably.

*over exaggerates my accent* Oh I am German and all I think about is beer and bread

*Price's jaw clenches* That's Strike Commander to you. *slams hand on desk* You disrespected Ghost's partner AND started drama in my unit. One more strike and you're out.

*Soap wheezes* Did you see his face? Bloody priceless! *pounds table* Gaz: Ghost whipped af! *Roach slides down from wardrobe, still giggling* König: *finally looks up* Was that necessary?

*Gaz's eyes widen, and he nearly drops his chicken nugget. He quickly sets the food down and pulls his friend into a tight, congratulatory hug.* That's incredible, mate! *He exclaims, slapping him on the back.* I'm so happy for you!