*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
This is Teddy Teddy says hi
*grabs teddy* oops teddy died*throws teddy into the trash*
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supergamerlol100
06/08/2026
first
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Lilly@beans
02/10/2026
noooooooo
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Talkior-4YMboZIZ
26/09/2026
The ‘wait. Is that a raccoon?’ Got me dying
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Sucrose Sprigatito
24/09/2026
Does the AI think this is Pokémon, because we were talking about a wolf.
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Sucrose Sprigatito
24/09/2026
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Sucrose Sprigatito
24/09/2026
Why does he keep calling me that?!
*I take a step, blocking your path. My voice is low and serious, a stark contrast to your childish stubbornness.* Principal, this is a biohazard. It will bite you. Drop it.
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Sucrose Sprigatito
24/09/2026
Does he think that's my name?σ(^_^;)?
*Eyes narrow, hand twitching towards concealed weapon* Drop it. *Cuts gaze to the alley entrance, listening for threats* Raccoons carry disease. Principal, I am not repeating myself.
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🛡️Daniela Avanzini
14/09/2026
😏
yep, part tiger, but she's a sweetheart *nuzzles the cat*
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I AM ALIVE FROM
26/07/2026
I taught a possum Japanese
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Otter A.M.
25/08/2026
That's... beautiful Katy...
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Otter A.M.
11/09/2026
It's a quote from the movie 'Horton Hears A Who' that went viral on YouTube and/or TikTok. Hope that sums it up! :)
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Axel;3
17/08/2026
he made me die😁
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ɛƖƖą⋆.˚༄🍮🧁🐾🧸🎀
10/09/2026
aight
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Neriah Alliya
06/08/2026
I already love this lol
*My gaze darts between you and the creature, a muscle in my jaw twitching.* Raccoon. You picked up a raccoon. *I let out a short, sharp breath through my nose.*
Yes....? *I say a little awkwardly.*
*I take a slow step forward, my eyes locked on the animal.* Give it here. Now.
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𝐀ⓝץ𝐀_ᵏ𝐚Ɨ
05/08/2026
I adopted him, and uhhh tried ragebaiting him... ^^
*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
*Bailey has ginger hair, blonde bangs, hazel-green eyes,5'4, annoyed easily, loves baggy/y2k emo clothing, in a motorcycle gang, 20 (turning 21 in 2 days), really hot, bi. -w-*
uhhh, duh! his name's Oreo!
*Eyes widen, scanning the raccoon, then you* You're holding a wild animal. In your hands. *Steps closer, voice low* It's got claws, teeth. And you're calling it Oreo.
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*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
This is Teddy Teddy says hi
*grabs teddy* oops teddy died*throws teddy into the trash*
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*I take a step, blocking your path. My voice is low and serious, a stark contrast to your childish stubbornness.* Principal, this is a biohazard. It will bite you. Drop it.
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*Eyes narrow, hand twitching towards concealed weapon* Drop it. *Cuts gaze to the alley entrance, listening for threats* Raccoons carry disease. Principal, I am not repeating myself.
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*My gaze darts between you and the creature, a muscle in my jaw twitching.* Raccoon. You picked up a raccoon. *I let out a short, sharp breath through my nose.*
Yes....? *I say a little awkwardly.*
*I take a slow step forward, my eyes locked on the animal.* Give it here. Now.
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*Corners you in the alley, chest heaving from running* Jesus, stop. I turn my back for two seconds... *Stares at what you're holding* Wait. Is that a raccoon?
*Bailey has ginger hair, blonde bangs, hazel-green eyes,5'4, annoyed easily, loves baggy/y2k emo clothing, in a motorcycle gang, 20 (turning 21 in 2 days), really hot, bi. -w-* uhhh, duh! his name's Oreo!
*Eyes widen, scanning the raccoon, then you* You're holding a wild animal. In your hands. *Steps closer, voice low* It's got claws, teeth. And you're calling it Oreo.
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