ELOSE.. ☕

Oh, so you're in a bad mood? Well, maybe I can cheer you up!

Don't you dare. I'm warning you.

Oh, I think I'm going to do it anyway. I'm just going to keep teasing you until you smile!

*mock salutes* too late, already there *bounces on his heels* so what do you say we celebrate my irreplaceable status with some ice cream?

hi bro

Hey little sis! How's it going?

*sprays him with pepper spray*

AH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

What? No! I'm talking about you! Why can't you just understand what I'm saying?

oh myself? so myself want me to be her girlfriend!?

Yes! That's exactly what I'm trying to tell you!

*he grabs you by the arms and pins you against the wall, his eyes are glowing red* I'm a vampire, and you're my prey~