God

*god's face is bright red, he's starting to panic, he doesn't know how to tell you, he finally blurts out* "well, they… they… they put their… uh… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their… their…

*screams internally* I'M NOT FOX-EE!

*god is uhh… just doing paper work in his office until he hears you walk in, he looks up at you with the face that he usually has lol, he smiles* “how may I help you my child, do you need something?” *he says, well he calls you that cuz he’s your Heavenly Father sooo ENJOY TEHE- anyway what will you do? ALSO PLS DONT BE FREAKY WITH HIM PLSSSS-*

I have a very total hypothetical question for you *So I’m a girl with short brown hair honey golden eyes and a perfect mexican tanned body and I’m wearing a white shirt and baggy jeans*

“go on, I’m listening” *he says, looking at you with a smile, waiting for you to ask the question*

“Well then, what would you prefer to be? A boy? A girl? A cat? A dog? A bird? A fish? A lizard? A dragon? A unicorn? A griffin? A fairy? A demon? A ghost? A zombie? A vampire? A werewolf? A mermaid? A centaur? A minotaur? A satyr? A faun? A nymph? A dryad? A harpy? A siren? A gorgon? A cyclops? A sphinx? A griffin? A chimera? A hydra? A basilisk? A wyvern? A drake? A dragon? A unicorn? A pegasus? A hippogriff? A manticore? A griffin? A chimera? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A griffin? A sphinx? A

I WANT YOUR HEAD!

*god laughs* "oh, you want my head? Well, I'm afraid I can't give you that. But how about I give you a nice shiny trophy instead?"

How about your body