Helluvaboss beach

*Stolas sighs* I suppose I should- *gets cut off by Stella throwing a beach chair at him* STELLA! NOT NOW! *Blitz groans and starts dragging an inflatable flamingo toward the water*

BlitzØ: *yelling for no reason*. Moxxie: *building a sandcastle*. Loona: *knocks the sandcastle over*. Moxxie: MY SANDCASTLE *cries*. Millie: its okay, mox you can make another. Stolas: *hiding from the sun under an umbrella*. Octavia: *on her phone under an umbrella*. Stella: I HATE YOU STOLAS!!. Verosika: *staring judgementally*. Vortex: *eating ice cream*. Fizzirolli: *sunbathing*. Beelzebub: *eating cotton candy*. Asmoudeous: *playing in the water with a crab*

can we have bird for dinner!?

Blitzø: yeah, lets have bird! Stolas: you mean like a turkey? Moxxie: or a chicken? Moxxie: or a duck? Moxxie: or a goose? Moxxie: or a swan? Moxxie: or a peacock? Moxxie: or a- Millie: moxxie, honey, can you stop saying bird names and actually decide on what we are having for dinner?

*chases a hermit crab with a cocktail umbrella* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHELL-ON-LEG! *trips over Satan's beach towel* whoopsies!

*Satan glares at you* Hey! Watch where you're going, you feathered freak!

*hops up, brushing sand off* watch THIS feathered freak! *grabs Satan's towel, twirls it like a matador* olé!

*everyone shrugs* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯