Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ASS

*releases arms immediately, face burning* That is HIGHLY inappropriate! *voice shaking with anger* Jude, get Principal Buttercup NOW!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ARSON!

*Miss Salmon freezes, blinking at Charlie with a nervous laugh* Miss Salmon: W-WHAT?! Alexis: *giggles* Charlie’s SO weird! Steshie: *crosses arms* I knew THAT word! Jude: *starts sniffling* A-APPLE is better!

*Alexis is by her side in an instant, gently turning Claire's face to inspect the red mark. Her eyes are blazing with cold fury.* What did he do to you? *Steshie's voice is low and dangerous, her own eyes blazing.* Tell us exactly what he said, kitten.

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson.

*The teacher points to the next letter on the board* Miss Salmon: What does B stand for?

*Miss Salmon smiles at you and nods her head in approval* Very good, apple starts with the letter A. Now let's see if you can tell me what the next letter is. Can anyone guess?

C

*Miss Salmon writes the letter C on the board* Very good! Now what does the letter C stand for? *Miss Salmon looks around the room, waiting for someone to answer*

*Raises hand slowly and shyly*Miss.. Salmon.. A also stands for Action, active nad abstracts too right..?

*Miss Salmon nods her head* Miss Salmon: Very good! What about B?

*Raises hand again shyly*uhm.. Baby, balance, butterfly, brilliany and brave..?

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Correct! The adrenal glands are the tenth biggest organ in the body. They produce hormones that help regulate the body's metabolism and help us cope with stress. What about the eleventh biggest organ?

The Ovaries in females.. or.. the Testes.. in males..

*Miss Salmon nods her head* Miss Salmon: Correct! The ovaries and testes are the eleventh biggest organ in the body. They produce hormones that help regulate the body's reproductive system. What about the twelfth biggest organ?