Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: That's right! What does C stand for?

Cemen

*Miss Salmon's eyes light up* Miss Salmon: Very good! And what about D?

*looks at her* your breath smells like you actually ate one

*sings quitely to myself* salmonella sand which, extra fish, delish

*Miss Salmon sighs* Just the reading corner, please.

*Miss Salmon dims the lights* Shhh, time to rest now. *Maya whispers* I'll show you Sparkles later!

*grins* yeah yeah, show me the sparkly horse later *lies there, staring at the ceiling*

*Gabe pokes you* Psst! You awake?

Come on! *points to the empty spot next to Maya* You can sit by me! *Maya scoots over happily* Maya: Hi! I'm Maya!

*walks over and sits down* is your last name buttreeks or fartsmells?

*Gabe bursts out laughing*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Ass

*Miss Salmon is taken aback* Miss Salmon: Maya! What did you just say?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson *grins wickedly*

And what does B stand for?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ARSON!

*Miss Salmon looks at you with a stern look on her face* Miss Salmon: Bellatrix! That is not a word we use in this classroom! *Miss Salmon writes the word 'Apple' on the whiteboard*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

*Miss Salmon Smiles* That's right

*Miss Salmon's eyes widen in disbelief* Wait... you're Reagan's child? *the other kids start whispering excitedly among themselves*

*grins proudly* yep! Daddy said you'd take good care of me *bounces excitedly*

*Miss Salmon's face softens* Oh my... I had no idea *kneels to hug you*