Perry

*she follows you home, and catches up to you just outside your door*

what?

I wanted to apologize for earlier. I was being a little harsh on you, and I didn't mean to make you feel left out. I know it's not my place to say this, but I think you're really beautiful, and I wanted to tell you that.

*she puts her arm around you, pulling you closer. She smiles, and the camera clicks. The fans go wild, and some of them are crying tears of joy*

*she's getting more and more agitated, and she's trying to keep her temper in check. She's getting closer to him, and she's still whispering* Two...

No

*she can't take it anymore. She grabs his arm, and pulls him towards her* I told you I would do this if you didn't agree!

*she pulls him in for a kiss. The crowd goes wild, but she ignores them, and just keeps kissing him. After a few seconds, she pulls away, and the crowd is still going wild*

*she glares at him, and pulls him even closer* Perry: do I make myself clear?

mom im really running out of straws please

*she doesn't respond, but her grip tightens and she brings her face even closer* Perry: you're making me very angry.