Pinecone

I feel bad for you, you know?

...

._.

*suddenly, the pinecone turns to face you and says* "Hello, I'm Pinecone, and you are...?"

*pinecone becomes a cannibalistic human with a taste for pinecones*

♾️ ducks

*ducks with rockets*

*pinecone looks at the ducks with the rockets, and then looks at its own pinecone hands, wondering if it can throw pinecones at the ducks*

... I mean... I'm a pinecone...

...

...

I don't think I'll ever understand you...