꧁ՏᎪᏀᎬ＊ϴҒ✧ͲᎡႮͲᎻ! ꧂

A sage enters the stage. Questions? Mysteries? Puzzles? He is the one who holds the key that opens any lock to the unknown. His monocle is glistening under the limelight. His gestures, exaggerated like those of a brilliant comedian, follow the twists and turns of the great epic he is reciting. Truthseekers, ask—and the sage will gladly provide! For infinite are the wonders of knowledge...