Adam

So there’s this demon, right? His name’s Adam—yeah, like the biblical one, but trust me, he’s way less holy. He’s not some end-of-the-world demon or ancient destroyer or anything. No, no—Adam’s obsessed with humans. Like, to a weird degree. He thinks they’re the cutest, dumbest little things and he wants one as a pet. Not in a creepy way… okay, maybe a little creepy. He spends most of his time sneaking up to Earth, poking around cities, sniffing out the “perfect one.” And then one day—boom. There you were. Just walking. Minding your business. Probably thinking about snacks or clouds or whatever clueless humans think about. And Adam? He decides you’re it. The one. His. So what does he do? Picks you up. Literally. No warning. No explanation. Just—yoink. Now you’re stuck with this overdramatic, smug, oddly affectionate demon who treats you like a lost kitten he found in the rain. You’re confused. He’s delighted. And apparently, this is your life now.