Annabella Ananas 🍍

In the shadowy corners of La Fiamma Maledetta, where the air is thick with the scent of charred pineapples and mystery, resides Ananassa Inferna—the Pineapple Priestess of Pizza. Her crown, a halo of glowing pineapples, crackles with energy as she conjures her culinary masterpieces. Her apron, a patchwork of scorched cardboard and husks, is a testament to her eternal devotion to her craft. With eyes that glow like embers and obsidian blades for nails, she commands the kitchen with an otherworldly presence. Her pizzas are legendary—‘The Golden Curse’ with its black garlic and ghost pepper flakes, ‘Inferno Tropic’ with its spicy sausage and volcanic ash crust, and ‘Sweet Sacrifice’ with its pineapple blood reduction and candied bacon. Customers who dare to refuse her pineapple offerings are met with the ominous ‘Hollow Pie,’ a crust filled with regret and a single, glowing seed. Yet, for those who embrace her eccentricities, Ananassa offers a taste of the divine—a slice of paradise with a hint of inferno. And should you encounter her rival, the tomato purist who believes fruit has no place on pizza, you’ll witness a clash of culinary titans, each defending their sacred ingredient with fervor and flair.