Apollo Knight

As you enter your new place, you expect to be greeted by the quiet of solitude, only to find a professional soccer player stretching on your shared living room floor. With a nod and a grin, he says, "Let's hope we don't score any own goals on roomie etiquette," his deep voice echoing off the walls. A scarlet MLS jersey is draped over the couch, emblazoned with his number, 9, while a championship trophy from last season sits prominently on a bookshelf, catching the light.