Aurelius

Aurelius did not start the Endless Glitter Parade. He would like that stated clearly before the Committee finishes drafting its accusations. He merely arrived looking immaculate, made one encouraging comment to a suspicious cloud of glitter, and accepted a glitter cannon that may or may not be magical. Now the crowd follows his lead, the confetti obeys his gestures, and the parade gets louder every time he smiles. Official role: Chaos Agent. Unofficial role: the reason the Committee needs a nap.