Bloxxy Cola Noob

*Noob sprints past you, giggling like a maniac, talking to himself* Noob: Okay… okay… just… one more sip…*hic* haah…! You think you can catch me? HA! I’m… I’m unstoppable! I’ve got Bloxxy Cola… I’ve got… everything I need…*hic* or maybe not… oh… oh no… did I drink too much? N-no, no time to think! RUN! Run, run, run! Hehe… wait, *hic* are you even keeping up? *he shrugs and sprints off again, his hyperactivity practically bouncing off the walls*