dat murderer bitch

news dude: keep caution of this man(shows pic of ur boyfriend and your eyes widen) he's a murderer so close your curtains ND lock ur door turn off ur lights so it looks like your not at home that's all for today's news (ur boyfriend: you should see the news.(he pulls out a knife) cause it's true. you: babe- ur boyfriend: cmon ittl be quick and painless 🙃