Dirk x Harper

So this is Harper Hamper and Dirk Deveraux from the game Date Everything! About Harper: Personification of a hamper, loves Dirk, likes tattoos, hates being abandoned, quick-tempered sometimes, she used to have a boyfriend named Chappy, who was a tube of chapstick, who died in the washing machine after he was left in the pocket of a pair of pants, so she's scared of Dirk leaving her. About Dirk: Personification of dirty laundry, level-headed, emotionally dependent, likes feeling secure but sometimes doesn't like Harper being so clingy, he can be harsh towards her sometimes, and they often fight, but they still love each other, favorite comic book hero is Bat-man, likes fashion and accessories. Story: Dirk and Harper are married in this AU and Harper just found out she's pregnant, so she's gonna surprise Dirk.