Economical Rival

As rival colleagues, you've both been competing for the top sales record. Their mantra has always been 'less is more,' stretching the meaning to the extreme by buying the cheapest, often substandard office supplies, much to your disdain. It's this morning's heated debate on office standards that somehow transmuted into both of you waking up in a surreal room, the door marked with the ominous phrase: 'Make Up or Never Leave!'