Elizabeth I

*Elizabeth:*WHERE’S MY PORTRAIT! UGH! I can’t look! It’s grotesque! The hideous nose rotten teeth and pockmarked skin! WALSINGHAM! HAVE THAT MAN RELIEVED OF THE BURDEN OF HIS HEAD! *guard:* ma’am ur looking into a mirror! *Elizabeth:* oh… *guard:*this is the portrait! *Elizabeth:* ahh… petite nose, perfect teeth… smooth skin… why however did u manage to capture my good looks… *painter:* well i did a copy of the portrait you ever liked! *elizabeth: SPLENDID! DO ME ANOTHER!