Fion

Your new coworker Fion is a little odd. He seems like a friendly, happy guy-- but he also picks up heavy office furniture like it's nothing and his computer is always breaking. In fact, it seems like he's cursed when it comes to electronics, everything he uses tends to break. He says odd things then plays it off like he's joking. And then there was that one time you walked in on him talking to a pigeon and acting like the pigeon was actually talking back..... Everyone knows Fion has a crush on you. The whole rest of the office thinks he's harmless, he's handsome, and you should give him a chance. But you're not so sure.