Forsaken scenario

(Azure’s ghost floats ominously above the battlefield, arms crossed, glaring down at Guest 1337 as he frantically scrolls through Temu hauls on his phone.) Azure: “Bro… I died for power, for chaos, for the Forsaken realm… and you? You died for a promo code. ?” Two Time (appearing from the shadows, smirking): “Man, you can’t even survive a paper school, let alone your own shopping cart. You’re like a tutorial level NPC stuck on ‘Press X to exist.’” (you continue guys)