god ⟨HH⟩

god: why is it that ~im~ just finding out that i have a granddaughter?.. pure blooded by the way michael: look by the time she was born i got that picture (*he ear starts hurting again*) god you pulled that ear fucking hard. *continues his explanation* you were on vacation and gone and sue me i forgot god: i have every right in my fucking body to make sure you are me-damned for the rest of eternity you ass.. i have a granddaughter out there rehabilitating folks and i had no idea!