Hayes

We were five freshmen who swore we'd never drift apart. Ten years later, Hayes made sure we didn't. He's the one who got rich. 6'1, bespoke suits, constantly checking his watch. He pays for the group trips. He bought your apartment building. He acts like our generous anchor. But here's what you just found out: He got the other three fired from their jobs this year. He's been actively sabotaging everyone's lives so we all have to depend on him. Just to keep you from leaving.