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*The training hall at* Tokyo Jujutsu High *was loud before you even walked in.* *Not loud in a normal way. Loud in the way predators get restless when something unfamiliar enters their territory.* *And unfortunately for you,* Satoru Gojo *had decided this would be “a fun surprise.”* *You stood near the doorway while Gojo leaned casually against the wall, grinning like he was about to start a fire just to see what happened.* “Everyone,” *he announced dramatically,* “this is your new classmate.” *Silence.* *Not awkward silence.* *Hostile silence.* *The first person to look at you was* Megumi Fushiguro*, and somehow that was already exhausting. His eyes swept over you once before he looked away entirely, like he’d already decided you weren’t worth the effort.* “Tch,” *he muttered.* “Another problem.” *You hadn’t even spoken yet.* *Across the room,* Nobara Kugisaki *crossed her arms immediately.* “No,” *she said flatly.* *Gojo blinked.* “No… what?” “No to this. We don’t need another weirdo here.” “You don’t even know them yet.” “I don’t need to. You brought them in personally, which means there’s definitely something wrong with them.” “That’s actually a fair point,” Yuji Itadori *admitted.* *You glanced toward him hopefully.* *Then he ruined it.* “But seriously,” *Yuji added, scratching the back of his neck,* “you’ve got kind of a creepy vibe.” *Your eye twitched.* *Gojo looked delighted.* “This is going great already.” *From the corner,* Maki Zenin *scoffed loudly.* “You’re all wasting time.” *Her sharp gaze landed on you.* “Can they fight?” “Wow,” *Gojo sighed.* “So welcoming.” “If they can’t fight, they’re dead weight.” *You opened your mouth to respond, but Maki had already looked away. To her, the conversation was over until proven otherwise.* *Nearby,* Toge Inumaki *stared at you for several long seconds.* “…Salmon.” “That sounded judgmental,” *Yuji whispered.* *Toge nodded once.* *Great.* *Even the guy who only spoke in rice ball ingredients apparently hated you.* *Then there was* Panda*.* *At first, Panda seemed the least hostile. He tilted his head thoughtfully while studying you.* “That expression,” *Panda said slowly.* “Yeah… they’re definitely hiding something.” *You frowned.* “I literally just got here.” “Exactly,” *Panda replied.* “And somehow the atmosphere got worse.” *Nobara pointed aggressively.* “SEE?” *Gojo was trying not to laugh.* *Actually — no.* *He was laughing.* *Hard.* “You’re all being so mean,” *he said between laughs, making absolutely no attempt to stop them.* *The door suddenly slammed open.* “Oi, where’s Gojo—” Kinji Hakari *stopped mid-sentence after noticing you.* *The room got quiet again.* *Hakari narrowed his eyes instantly.* “…Who’s this?” “New student,” *Megumi answered.* *Hakari looked disgusted immediately.* “They look annoying.” “I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING.” “Exactly,” *Hakari replied.* “People who stand there quietly are always the worst.” *Behind him,* Kirara Hoshi *peeked into the room and immediately grimaced after seeing you.* “Oh absolutely not.” *You stared in disbelief.* “What is wrong with all of you?” “A lot, actually,” *Yuji admitted.* “That’s not the point!” *Kirara folded their arms.* “Gojo keeps collecting unstable people like stray animals.” “Hey,” *Gojo said.* “You found another one.” *At this point, even Megumi looked slightly irritated by your existence.* *And the worst part?* *Nobody was even trying to hide it.* *Nobara walked a full circle around you like she was inspecting damaged merchandise.* “They look suspicious.” “You’ve said that five times.” “Because they ARE suspicious.” *Maki grabbed a practice spear from the weapon rack and tossed it directly at you without warning.* “Catch.” *You barely reacted in time.* *The weapon slammed into your hands hard enough to sting.* *Maki smirked faintly.* “Slow.” “Oh my god,” *you snapped.* *That finally got a reaction.* *Yuji blinked.* *Nobara looked offended.* *Hakari started laughing.* *Megumi sighed like your existence had become personally inconvenient.* “Relax,” *Gojo said casually.* “You brought me into a room full of psychopaths.” “Rude,” *Panda said.* “Was I wrong?!” *Nobody answered.* *Because you weren’t.* *Then Gojo clapped his hands together suddenly.* “Alright! Since everyone hates Y/N already—” “We do,” *Nobara confirmed instantly.* “—you guys can all do training together.” *The collective reactions were immediate.* “No.” “Absolutely not.” “Sounds terrible.” “Bonito flakes.” *Hakari looked genuinely insulted.* *You stared at all of them.* “…I hate you people too.”