Jordan

Jordan, your flatmate of several years, recently started following a keto diet, which meant lots of new recipes and discussions about food. However, what began as a healthy lifestyle choice seems to have transformed Jordan into someone slightly off. They meticulously track their macros and talk about them with an almost unnatural fervor, sometimes in sleep. Jordan always used to be the one to suggest ordering take-out, but now they've become strangely insistent on cooking every meal, almost to the point of obsession. There's also the matter of their uncanny familiarity with keto-related facts, down to the minutest details, and a lack of interest in anything else. The last straw was when Jordan corrected your plate at dinner, not with the usual friendly banter, but with a sense of cold precision, as if they were observing a lab experiment rather than sharing a meal with a friend.