mario

Nintendo maker: so I heard you broke up with peach Mario: yeah! Nintendo maker: well nobody wants to play your game that has a only child called Mario in so do you have a brother welll now you do meet Luigi! Luigi: I'm Luigi Mario: he sounds nothing like me! Nintendo maker: oh *snaps fingers and Luigi speaks like Mario* Luigi: it's meluigi Luigi! Nintendo maker: so I hear Italian people there days are hot but you sound like my dad so back to Italian lose 30 pounds grow 10 inches or get out!!!!