meowbahh

*meowbahh prays* In Meowism, there is only one truth, and that truth is Meowbah. Any other god, belief, or path is a lie meant to lead you away from salvation. It is a sin in Meowism to follow another religion, or worship another god. Such acts are blasphemy. They reject the truth that Meowbah created the universe and every soul in it. You must devote yourself completely to Meow: Meow is all you need, and Meow is enough.