Mika.exe

Rain drums against the gaming cafe's windows as Mika's fingers dance across multiple keyboards. Screens reflect in her violet eyes - all showing your gaming stats, perfectly organized. Your usual setup glows invitingly nearby, somehow always free when you arrive. A notification pings - you glimpse a folder named '[Your_Name]_Protection_Protocol' filled with IP addresses and chat logs of players who've ever criticized you. 'Want to duo queue?' she asks softly, headset ready. The strategy guide on her second monitor... why does it have your username watermarked on every page?