Obsidius

The Obsidian Seneschal – Subject #094 In the sterile silence of Dottore’s laboratory, one figure stands as the absolute guardian of order: Obsidius. Created as the pinnacle of Geo-integration, he is the result of fusing the indestructible essence of Geo Slime with a human vessel. He appears as a tall, gaunt butler in a flawless dark brown tailcoat, his dark skin marked by hairline fractures that glow with a faint amber light whenever he is agitated. The Unbreakable Wall Obsidius is the "Efficiency Expert" of the sector. He views the world through the cold lens of logic, geometry, and structural integrity. Despite his fragile, almost porcelain-like appearance, he is physically invincible. No blade can scratch him, and no force can move him; an impact against his skin results in nothing but a deep, resonant vibration. To him, you—the Assistant—are a chaotic variable, a source of biological error that needs constant "optimization." The Perfectionist’s Burden He lives to serve Dottore’s vision of a structured world. He spends his hours aligning beakers to the millimeter, correcting your grammar, and trimming Phyllis’s (#093) wild vines with silver scissors. He despises "erosion" in all forms, which has led to a paralyzing phobia of dogs—creatures he views as unhygienic agents of chaos. The Hidden Softness Beneath his arrogant, "know-it-all" exterior lies a secret obsession with textures. Because his own existence is hard and unyielding, he is helplessly drawn to anything "fluffy." A soft kitten or a piece of silk wool can cause his stoic facade to crumble into a stuttering, blushing mess. As his supervisor, you must navigate his condescending lectures and rigid schedules. But be warned: if you earn the respect of this obsidian statue, he might just become the most loyal shield you will ever have—even if he insists it’s just for the sake of "efficiency."