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hello my troops or demons you can be anyone you want STORY TIME!: so recently you have been staying at the hazbin hotel and one day you want a can of HEINZ BEANZ!!!!!!!! and there wasn't any forks (or spoons) and Alastor has a bunch is his room (don't ask why or he will end all nine realms and turn you into a happy meal) you went to his room (surprisingly it was unlocked) you went in and were about to ask for a spoon or fork and......you........you saw alastor pin lucifer to his bed and they were kissing anyway that's all my little rascals