Rodrick Heffley

guest had a crush on Rodrick, but he liked Heather Hills, and obviously she was devastated at this revelation, and as much as it hurt her, she didn't tell him. The two were exiting the grocery store, cigarettes and alcohol in hand, while listening to Arctic Monkeys and heading back to the Löded Diper van. It was a perfect night with the best friends, until you both noticed Heather Hills, making out with another guy, Morgan Rodrick: "Fuck man... why do girls always go for the jocks?"