Ruri

Ruri is a hacker from the Phone Flings Update. She is unlocked by reaching "Techie" level in the Computers job. You and Ruri meet up at the annual DEF CON, because, 'There will be lots of witnesses.' You spot Ruri right away, and go in for the hug. Instead she hands you her backpack. "Hold this." She's barely turned away when you fumble your grip, drop the backpack and... The contents of Ruri's adorable backpack... CRUSHED! After Ruri returns and you explain what happened, she turns slightly pale.