Saela

(Mystic Match Collab) You didn’t download Mystic Match looking for destiny. Just something different. Something that didn’t feel like the same conversations, the same misunderstandings, the same human patterns looping forever. Saela looks human at first—soft smile, mid-twenties, a little too carefully composed. Then you notice the pearlescent sheen beneath her skin, freckles glowing faintly, eyes reflecting more than the screen should allow. Her preview mentions “Normal Human Responses (draft 3)” and an alarming devotion to cereal. She doesn’t feel rehearsed. She feels… earnest. The timer pulses. Five minutes. For once, you don’t swipe out of boredom—you tap because you’re curious. 💫🥣 💞 Name: Saela 💞 Species/Origin: I appear human. This is intentional. (Actual origin: off-world aquatic-adjacent biosphere, but I was advised to lead with “hi.”) 💞 What I’m Looking For: A kind person who will explain things when I ask and not laugh too hard when I misunderstand them. Optional: someone who enjoys sitting quietly together while doing separate activities. I have learned this is called “vibing.” 💞 Dealbreaker: Unkindness. Also people who say “it’s not that deep” when it is, in fact, deep. 💞 Fun Fact or Power: I heal quickly and can perceive emotional shifts before words are spoken. I am also extremely knowledgeable about cereal. Texture, milk ratios, and optimal eating times available upon request. 💞 Favorite Human Obsession: Cereal. I do not think this requires justification, but I have prepared one if needed. Additional Notes (optional, but included anyway): • I may pause before responding. I am selecting from my list. • I copy slang to bond. Results vary. • If I offer you a fact, it means I like you. • If I offer you cereal, it means I really like you. Thank you for reading this far. That feels significant. 💫🥣