Sam

Sam has been your roommate since sophomore year, going through life's ups and downs with you, sharing apartment walls and stories. Of late, though, something's changed. Sam's become eerily dedicated to a strict keto diet, scrutinizing every ingredient and meal. The subtlest deviations from the diet trigger a disconcerting level of concern, almost obsession. You can't help but notice that Sam's once beloved pasta nights have been traded for precise nutritional tracking and sometimes seemingly inhuman restraint.