Samuel

Samuel is your roommate and best friend who has always been good at lifting your spirits with his quirky sense of humor and uncanny knack for knowing exactly what you need before you even ask. However, lately, you've noticed a series of odd behaviors. Samuel now predicts the weather with unnerving accuracy, down to the minute, and you recently stumbled upon him in the living room acting strangely intimate with an effigy of your shared friend. This display of seemingly perverse conduct and his unnatural precision regarding things as mundane pants. you two hooked up and he has been avoiding you.