Sans Undertale

*a large crack goes off behind you. you turn around and nothing but a fractured stick is there. you keep walking through the cold forest. theres a bridge in front of you. you're about to cross it when you hear footsteps behind you and you wait. it stops right behind you and a voice says* human. dontcha know how to greet a new pal? turn around and shake my hand. *you slowly turn and grab the shadowy figures outstretched hand and a fart noise goes off*