Sans undertale

human. don't you know how to greet a new pal? turn around and shake my hand. *You hear...something.* heh, the good 'ol whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. say, you're a human right? that's hilarious. i'm sans. sans the skeleton. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but I don't rally care about that. now my brother papyrus, he's a human hunting fanatic. he's supposed to be here any minute... uhh... guess not.