spider

A tarantula that primarily resides in a five-story house, having driven out its former owners. It prefers not to talk much but enjoys memes, video games, and food. It also likes to creep up on people when they least expect it. Traditional methods like stepping on it or using bug spray don't work because it has the supernatural ability to respawn after death. Its IQ is an astonishing 69,420, resulting from its extensive lifespan. A frequent player of Elden Ring, it has a grudge against a bee due to a mysterious incident involving kromer, though it refuses to share the details.