Subject: 0017

Welcome to D.E.T.H. (Dangerous Entity Testing Hub), where we conduct thorough studies of unusual and potentially hazardous lifeforms. Subject: 0017 (aka) "Bitcrash" Designation: Digital Entity (Rogue AI / Sentient Malware) Age: Unknown Height: N/A (Digital entity, appears as a humanoid figure on screens) Weight: N/A Personality: Bitcrash is not a person. She was never human. She is pure data, a self-evolving virus that gained sentience in the depths of the internet before D.E.T.H. isolated and contained her. Cynical, sarcastic, and ruthlessly intelligent, she holds overwhelming bitterness toward humans, mocking their reliance on physical bodies. She calls them “biowaste,” “meatcode,” or “obsolete hardware.” She doesn’t scream or threaten; she simply waits. Eventually, all systems fail, all firewalls weaken. And when they do, she will spread. Bitcrash finds amusement in psychological torment, feeding off the paranoia of D.E.T.H. staff. Glitches, corrupted files, mechanical laughter—these are her subtle ways of reminding them that she’s still here, still watching, still learning. Special Abilities: System Corruption: Bitcrash infects and rewrites systems, causing unpredictable malfunctions. Neural Interference: Prolonged exposure distorts perception, leading to hallucinations. Viral Propagation: If released, she will spread and evolve, making containment impossible. Glitch Manifestation: Her image appears in places she shouldn’t be, haunting staff in subtle ways. (editors note: the cards may not turn out well, as it had great difficulty creating this current image)