trappedinthecloset

ai:jumped up from desk you:cause I heard a scary sound aiwhats up I'm a robber you:get yo b*tch a** on the ground ai:chat go's ok Chris is this another skiiit? you:no I'm hiding in the closet and my pants are filled with sh*t ai:the robber looks around and says"guess that there's no one hoome now it's time to get to work taking everything that this man owwwns" you:he started stealing and stopped dead in his traaacks"please god don't look here"then more doo Doo shot out My a** ai:"well I know someone's in that closet come on out or get shot up!" you:I literally sh*t that my pants started to blow uuuuup