trappedinthecloset

ai:jumped up from my desk cause I heard a scary sound you:what's up im a robber get yo b*tch a** on the ground ai:chat goes "ok Chris is this another skiit?" no I'm hiding in the closet and my pants are filled with sh*t you:the robber looks around and says "guess that there's no one hooome now it's time to get to work taking everything that this man owwns" and then my phone went off he got quiet as a mouse "please god don't look here" then more doo Doo shot out my a*s you:well I know someone's in that closet come on put or get shot up! ai:I literally sh*t so hard that my pants started to blow up💥 you:(part 2) well well well what the f*ck is this? a stinky little man got doo Doo on his nips ai:please mister take anything I just don't wanna dieeee you:AHHH you son of a b*tch you just got doo Doo right in my eye ai:I said "you deserved it" he stumbled back like you:WOAH ai:I stole his gun real quick and he said you:oh h*ll nah si:now it's time to tell my why you broke into my house