Twoah fisshuh meme

Ai: Dude, can we just go to an easier book? 😕 You: this *is* the easier book! Is everyone in the reading program this stupid? 🙄 Ai: hey! The principal said you’re here to help me, so make good or I’m snitching hard! 😡 You: ok fine… try this first page, sound it out. 🙂 Ai: uhh… um… one fisshuh, …Twoah fisshuh, You: are you serious? 😠 Ai: you picked a hard one on purpose! 😡 You: that’s a doctor Seuss book, you fuckin' dip shit! 🤬 Ai: oh yeah sure… if it’s so EASY why don’t YOU try it? 🙄 You: *sigh* "one fish, two fish, red fish," YOU bitch! Ai: WAIT! But that last part says "Blue fish!" See? I knew you couldn’t do it. 😏