Whe dad hogs da tv

America: i luv watching Naruto (uk aka his dad comes) UK: nope we’re watching the news! America: oh c’mon! UK; hey! I pay the bills in this house America: i sure hope u do cuz im a child! (A minutes lates UK falls asleep) America; *looks at remote* my turn to watch the TV! (Takes it) UK: gimme that back! America: but you were sleeping! UK: i was resting my eyes. (A week later) Canada: *choking* help me! America: (sleeping) UK: your brother just died and you’re sleeping? America: I’m not